Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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A nickname given to someone who has a penis the size of a cheeto.
"Oh my god, cheetoman is STARING at me again, he keeps sending me pics of his tiny dick"
by ChaoticAnarchy December 01, 2015
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A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.
omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.
by ChaoticAnarchy November 05, 2015
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Cheeto Man is a meme name for a person and is known as a lord
Man he's like Cheeto Man
by Garfird1231 November 21, 2020
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A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.
"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"
by orinoco womble February 25, 2017
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