Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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A nickname given to someone who has a penis the size of a cheeto.
"Oh my god, cheetoman is STARING at me again, he keeps sending me pics of his tiny dick"
by ChaoticAnarchy December 01, 2015
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A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.
omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.
by ChaoticAnarchy November 05, 2015
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Cheeto Man is a meme name for a person and is known as a lord
Man he's like Cheeto Man
by Garfird1231 November 21, 2020
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A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.
"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"
by orinoco womble February 25, 2017
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