2
a person of the male species who spends an unhealthy amount of time playing video games and eating cheetos, and occasionally masturbating, getting cheeto cheese on his dick.
Kevin is such a cheeto dick, he spent all day yesterday playing video games and masturbating with the other hand.
by scubadubadoo January 01, 2010
3
When a man smells of cheeto stench that is seeping from the front of their pants and is cromming from the dick region.
by the real Chester Cheeto November 26, 2011
5
When you eat Cheetos (R) and rub the cheese dust on your dick. Then you get head, and the girl enjoys the taste of your dick. And wants more. Let's face it, who doesn't fucking love Cheetos (R).
Spencer: Some fat bitch totally wanted the cheese off of my cheetodick
Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick
Christian: Oh shit! I have a bag of Cheetos (R)! Time for some cheetodick
by Quesadilla Face February 10, 2011
6
Today I was hooking up with this girl. I was hoping to impress her by having a semi before she pulled off my pants; she managed to do it while I was still in Cheeto Dick mode, she was not impressed.
by Squigly April 06, 2009