Cheesy-Corn (the word: cheesy and corny combined) is the God-level of cheesiness. The person, who is trying this hard to be on the nose, deep and emotional is a person you should avoid throughout your entire life. It's a level so cringe, you lose so many brain cells from it, you can die.

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz