by Asshead December 06, 2005
Waitress: Welcome to Cheesus Crust where pizza’s a religious experience. How may I ordain your order?
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
Tank: How is the Pizza of Nazareth?
Waitress: People worship it.
Hilary: I am deeply offended.
Tank: I know these prices are outrageous which is why I carry my Flavor Savior Card; fifteen percent off to those who eat here religiously.
by TallOne March 25, 2009
The thousand years have ended. I have seen the oceans turn to boiling cheese sauce and the moon crumble like crackers. Now is the end time. Have faith in our Lord Cheesus Crust, for only through chedar and triscuts may you save your eternal soul.
by Mr.Asshole August 19, 2006
by Max. Layton July 23, 2008
by FLiCaBuG June 24, 2004
by rohb February 10, 2017
Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
by 100hampsters October 09, 2020