Getting a blowjob with a condom on.
How was that chick last night?

It kinda sucked, she gave me a cheeseless quesadilla and then called it a night.
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when there no cheese
Cheeseless cheese doesn't exist because you need cheese to make cheese
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a. A distinct lack of cheesyness. Measures in "Eseehc"s it determines how little cheese is in any one place at any one time. Measured on a scale of 6 to 17.3

b. Also a geological period of a global lack of cheese.
a.
Uhhh, Doctor? What's happened to to my McCheeseburger? it's... NOT CHEESY.

Ah, I'm afraid that it seems to be suffering form cheeselessness, about a 6.4 Eseehcs if I'm not going senile.

b. The Age of Cheeslessness
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The sad dark period of geology before we can find traces of Cheese in the Earth.
Can you imagine what it must have been like to live in The Age of Cheeselessness?

I can hardly bear to think about it. It brings a tear to my eye. *sob*
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