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When jerking off or having sex, you shoot the load in your mouth by accident or on purpose.
Dan: I hate when I bust a nut and almost giving myself a case of the Cheese Mummies.

Arin: Yo bro, I Cheese Mummy myself daily.
by Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurten November 24, 2017
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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-Dude I was jerking off earlier and I hit the Cheese Mummies!
-Oh damn dude how did it taste?
by Smau November 24, 2017
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