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A "Cheese Grater" is someone of incredibly low inteligence. The term Cheese Grater comes from the belief that all inteligent people start with a base I.Q. Like cheese (you start with so much), and these imbeciles come along and shred every precious point from you; simmilarly to how one grates a cheese block.
Teacher: Melissa, explain to me the importance of Planck's Constant.

Melissa: What did you say? Are you talking to me? Cause, um like I'm in the middle of texting some important people , duh.

T: Melissa you stupid cheese grater, get out.

M: But I didn't do anything
by LetMyThoughtsBeMine March 22, 2016
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
Dude 1: Bro I just got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s number!
Dude 2: Carpe DM, bro, Carpe DM.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob and she uses too much teeth (or any teeth) so you moan a little because of the pain and so she thinks she is doing a good job and keeps going! But you don't want here to stop, so you let her keep going and keep moaning and the vicious cycle continues!
Man, last night I let some bogan bitch suck my cock and she put me through the cheese grater!
by davy_boy May 26, 2007
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The name for a female who has braces and upon performing fellatio shreds her mans mozzarella stick.
Thanks for sticking me with cheesegrater last night guys, now I can't hold on to my dick to piss today.
by Pooty-Poo December 08, 2006
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one who gives head who is also endowed with braces
she sucked me off, but what a cheesegrater!
by Bumnasty Burger January 20, 2005
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A Mac Pro or Power Mac G5, so-called because the front of the computer has holes and a handle that make it look like a cheese grater.
by blenheimears January 17, 2013
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The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.
That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!
by Original DC! April 17, 2010
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