Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
by JustAnotherGuy March 15, 2010
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The fermented cheese poop that sits in your butt if you don’t wipe.
I know I should lay off the Cheetos but I really love that ass cheese.🧀 🧀🧀
by A_Jill_thing_2_say June 18, 2018
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a janky little cheese charcuterie board that looks like ass
are you going to bring the ass-cheese to the picnic?”
by birthy’s pearl headband March 31, 2021
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Pronounced as "ass chis". It is a multipurpose word. It is generally used to describe a situation that makes you feel some negative emotion. It can also be used to describe people who have a shitty personality. It can also be used as a conversation filler.
"That exam was ass cheese"
"He was talking so much shit Friday night. It was ass cheese."
"They only gave me one packet of Chik-Fil_A special sauce. Ass cheese."
When you're on a date and don't know what say say: "Ass cheese"
by barbita123 January 27, 2020
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A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.
by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020
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