That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.
"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"
by LordDonnel January 16, 2019
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(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.
1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"
by Hung10Gemini July 24, 2008
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A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.
I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.
by Dr Debacle December 28, 2006
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When craters can be seen in a girls booty from it being too fat.
My mom has the nastiest cottage cheese ass.
by drew/ryan May 22, 2005
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When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!
I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!
by Grizznix March 08, 2014
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A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!
by eatrawstayhealthy June 04, 2011
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