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It is literally crappy writing on the streets or on walls in towns which serves little purpose apart from making the street or wall look awfull. Unlike graffiti.
As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).
A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".
As in "chav".
An ever-rapidly growing national underclass/sub species of human. Donning nothing else than designer sport wear.
Caring for nothing more (usually) than cars, brethren chavs and foul attitudes (and the odd pram, which will likely contain a chavling of which the jury is still out as to who is the father).
A "chavroglyphic" is similar to graffiti except it is not artistic & impressive.
It will probably look totally unintelligable to the regualar citizen.
A "Chavroglyic" will contain "glyphs" and other such chav associated slang. Only interpretted by their own crew, rivalling possies or freshly bred chavlings (young'uns).
Think egyptian "hieroglyphics", then you got it, hence "chavroglyphic(s)".
Some minor examples:
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"
(phonetics)
"Chow ma bitch, wid ma posse o dem crack'eds meet dem round dee carna, innit"
"Low us bare dollar, man"
"I has got dee most bling, me thinks dat well phat like, faq yo mom"
"got phat green, ring dis num 077xxxxxxx"
or,
"Ring 077xxxxxx johno wants sex, innit bo-yah boi!"
by Ben of H. July 27, 2005
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Chav stands for:
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence
or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin
-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case
Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=violence
or
C=council
H=house
A=and
V=vermin
-they wear fake burburry and tracksuits
-they think their gods gift and will start a fight with anyone who walks by
-They normally like rap/rnb/hiphop but this isn't always the case
Their weekend consists of:
-mugging; a helpless child/old lady
-getting high in their house with some sad friends
-waiting outside shops to get someone to buy them boose
-getting pissed in their local park
-Looking after their child that the most probably already have
Jodie Marsh
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are
Coleen
Jorden
David Beckham
Victoria Beckham
are just a few of the many chavroglyphic chav scum out there... celebrities obviously don't do the things that i have listed on the "a chavs weekend" but they still are
by Billybobjoebob June 04, 2006