To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

Trying to get laid. Seeking the velvet, heart-shaped box.

“Chasing chicken” is a Bay Area term popularized by Local Bay Area rapper Mike sherm. It means only chasing cash while other people would be chasing a girl.

Doing whippits, or nitrous-oxide