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scum of the north east. typically sporting the latest "trakkie B's" , Rockport boots and Berghaus jacket. Males usually wear fake burberry baseball cap at 45 degree angle, females prefer to sport the charva fringe acheived by curling the fringe around a coke can and laquering with half a can of hair spray. Charvas can often be found in most places, particular street corners and parks drinking their "tinnies" and bellabrusco or any cheap drink ending in brusco. Both sexes prefer to drape themselves in cheap jewellery and can often be seen smoking their favourite tabs lambert and butlers whilst shouting "way aye yee mug" or "you daft c*nt"
"gaan in the shop for us like" "get us a bottle a bella nd 10 lambies" "eeh cushdy" "oi oi"
by DJ MILLA December 10, 2003
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These objects of vermin should be removed from society! They do not wash, ever! they wear tracksuit bottoms with shoes (rockies). sweater shop jumpers, wen its boiling and berghaus skiing jackets (wots all that about)!! sovreign rings(at least 6 each hand, more gold than BA sum of them, every other wprd is fcuk! i hate them with a passion...plus one of the bitches stabbed my mate in the bak, 2 wks ago just missin his spine...pack of bastards, the lot of them!
'u lookin at my lass! y daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft cunt, al knok y oot!'

'd ye na who i am?? ..... er no! but am sure ya gonna tell me! nob head.
by charva-hater October 22, 2003
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The word is CHARVA and they're from NEWCASTLE (and/or anywhere around the North East of England). The word ISN'T CHAV and they did not originate in The Sun or in Essex. Chavs have only just became publisised. Charvas have exisited in Newcastle for YEARS. (Especially in metro stops past North Shields)
Burberry, LeCoste, Henri Llyod, Tabs, Cigarettes, Sovereign Rings...the works.
by Mikay February 18, 2005
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They Like the monkey and laugh gAY. Stripey jumpers too and fuckin rockports and bobby burberry!!
They have buckets and drink hairy.(Cider to normal people.)
They Say:-

*Get ya Rat oot!"
*Do Your Rip!"
*Ya Raji!!"
*Buzz'in on a E"
*Oi Oi"
*Giddy Hurp!"
*Ya daaaftey"
*Hoo man!"
*Lend a Snout"
*Lend iz 10 pence"
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by Bobby Burberry November 05, 2003
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I generally see charvas strutting round in newcastle wearing: tog 24 jackets, gold loop earrings about the size of a hula hoop, rock ports, and dreadful "gold" chain necklaces of clowns and the like.
"Wot ya think ya's deein?! gannin roond eeaa, a'll ****in' marr ya!" and "ha ya goth the time?!" and throwing in either "ee", "how", "like" or "man" at the end of each sentence.
by me... March 06, 2004
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coomon shit heads only out to cause misery and pain....a complete waste of space, a cancer of earth, probably the source of all STDs in the known world. all charvs should die......the world would be so much better without them and the streets would finally be safe to walk at night without the words:who ya lookin at ya daft cunt???or sweaty two comin thru!!!
wye aye!!!lets gan down the monkey daft cunt and gan get some cowies!!!!
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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Charva: Male charvas are loud annoying youths who hang around on streey corners smoking lambert and buttlers and drinking the cheepest cider they can get there hands on. however this is often a problem as they are always unwilling to pull there hands from out of there underwere or take them off the girlfriends arse. For some reason they feel the need to continuosly spit directly bettween there shoes and it is a wonder that there fake rockport shoes are not permanantly cacked in spit. They were clothes that are hidious and that they like to think are expensive but are actually cheep nock offs bought from market stalls in spain were there mother has taken her new boyfriend on a holiday. they like to were there nock off burburry hats at a ridiculasly high angle on there heads and for some rreason as yet not known gel there hair before they put there hats on. The girls i can only assume, get a coke can and spray there fringe around the can using enouf hair spray to put quite a large hole in the o-zone layer. They also always look oringe from using too much foundation. They were alot of white and like skin tite trousers. they always are seen hanging on to some idiot boyfriend and is usualy pregnant or seen pushing pushchairs around town. When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths. After carefull thought and analysis i decided that the closest thing that charvas can be described as being like are blackbirds and pigeons. And this is only because both the birds and charvas seem to live off tab ends and chewing gum.
When groups of charvas get together they are loud and usually uninteligable. they like to shout abuse at people and pick fights with people because the person in question happened to look in the general area of theses youths.
by Malkin May 31, 2004
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