A muscle cramp that typically affects the calf muscle, due to sore, tired muscles and a lack of hydration. One of the most ridiculously, painful fucking things that could happen to someone.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

A sudden, abrupt, or spontaneous contraction of a muscle causing extreme pain persisting for a duration ranging from seconds to minutes resulting in residual discomfort and soreness in that muscle.

A leg cramp that usually occurs when you're sleeping, which causes so much pain you wake up and scream cusswords loudly.

Leg Cramps or Muscle Cramps

or Charley Horse

A stiff and painful cramp in a muscle.

Usually due to a lack of potassium, it's when your leg tightens up, causing an extremely painful sensation. Immediatley after it's over, your leg feels really good, though.