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Code word for marijuana. When most people get blazed, their eyes turn to slits like they are of Asian descent.

Related to the word 'Chanfaced.' After someone smokes Charlie Chan, they looked very stoned, or Chanfaced. Distant cousin of shitfaced.
"Looks like they've been chillen with Charlie Chan"

"I was trying to hang with Charlie Chan. Do you know where he is?"
by McChanski March 03, 2009
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Charlie Chan is cocaine, similar to the way Brits say "Charlie" as slang for coke. Charlie Chan came about because 'Charlie' is too well known and obvious so thus "Charlie Chan". This was also mentioned on the Beastie Boy's track Brass Monkey - "Ad Rock gets nice with Charlie Chan" - though he may have been referencing 'marijuana', not cocaine
Rocco: "Yo you know we got ladies comin' through tonite, lets call up Young Flaco to phone in that Charlie Chan."
Jokey: "Word cousin. Lets cop at least an 8-ball, one of them bitches that's comin is a fiend and she can do a gram to the head in like 10 minutes!"
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To be licked in an erogenous area by a canine.
They had to euthanize their dog, it wouldn't stop Charlie Chaning his wife.
by @@WILLEM@@ June 01, 2009
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