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The name of the NHL sports team from San Jose (San Jose Sharks). Named by the Latino community who cannot pronounce Shark. Also, a fitting acronym CHoke ARtist KingS. Because the Sharks make the playoffs almost every year (17/27, est 1991) but end up choking and have yet to win a Stanley Cup.
Hey Panzon, you going to the Chark's game? Nah, puto, I'm going on a date with your sister.
Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.
Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.
Pinche Charks lost the playoffs again.
Free burritos if the Charks win the Stanley Cup! If they don't win you need to pay up puto.
by jshocks February 05, 2018
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Those charks should have thought twice before bringing their beer to the beach, they could have saved themselves a bunch of money in fines.
by trueboo July 01, 2005
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drunk colloquial for sharks,
can also be used interchangeably for choking on something (like a dick)
can also be used interchangeably for choking on something (like a dick)
by Hambogram March 26, 2021