a pokemon with a elongated neck giving it the ability suk his own dick.

A first gen starter. Fire and Flying
A popular Pokemon in the Pokemon franchise, but unable to meet expectations. I'm gen 6 onwards, Mega Evolution allows it to become an actual dragon.

Final evolution of the first gen starter Pokémon Charmander. Statistically the worst starter of that gen, but is somehow one of the most popular Pokémon in existence. I mean this bitch boy can't even learn fly and he got wings. He's fire-flying type, making him quad-weak to rock, as well as being weak to water and electric. He's worse than Typhlosion, gen 2's fire starter, who despite his cool name is not the best. And he got TWO mega evolutions in X and Y. Nintendo trynna get that merchant sold not giving a shit about stats. Even in the anime, the use of bullshittery is evident when Ash's Charizard bests Gary's Blastoise, even though this would be pretty much impossible in the games. He is kind of like Pikachu and Meowth, the series' other mascots, except people don't big them up to be good in-game. And come on, we all know that bulbasaur is the real MVP of gen 1.

a crazy drink involving a mix of hennesey, cranberry juice, and x-rated. Called charizard because of its red color

A person who has stink breath and needs to brush his ass.

A Pokemon that people think is good, but it's not.

And when Pokemon cards were cool people would want it.

This is a pokemon, that when you ask someone you thinks they are a pokemon fan "who is the strongest pokemon", they will respond with charizard. This is a super hyped up fat flaming dragon that many know, but those who trully now know that Greninja is way more strong than this fire dragon.