A synonym for an elliptical exercise machine, because at the Naval Academy they are used almost exclusively by WUBAs.

Inconsiderate asshole drivers on the interstate who do not pull over for emergency vehicles

The Wheelchair/shopping basket combo provided by some supermarket stores so that the partially disabled can shop.

Normally a standard motorised wheelchair type design with handlebars and a small shopping basket holder at the very front.

For obvious reasons, the 'spaz chariot pilot' is often a subject of ridicule. "Zoooooooom" "whooooosh" noises as they slowly cruise past you in the aisles are mandatory.

A Segway motor scooter.

To take a friend to Physical Education Class via holding them piggyback style or princess style.

He penetrates her vagina while she has her period and then finishes in her back door. She rides his red chariot to completion.

n. an ill-tempered man-beast whose body consists not of meat, bones, and skin, but rather 185 lbs. of well-defined, fully ambulatory fat. Biting sarcasm is his paint, the keyboard is his brush, and the seedy underbelly of the Internet is his canvas. Known to have an unwieldy head of hair, poor eyesight, and hostility toward ampersands.