A two wheeled motor vehicle, usually a moped covered in ridiculously pointless mirrors and other rubbish that not only lowers the performance of said vehicle but also makes it more unstable. Usually ridden by suit wearing Ponces of fairy boys.
What a ponce chariot!

Little Timmy: "dad, why does that scooter sound like a hair dryer and is covered in mirrors?"
Dad: "that's because it's a Ponce Chatiot, son"
by The Mossfish March 25, 2016
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When a person gets ridiculously out of control and starts breaking things usually while "rocking out" (in reference to the band The Chariot)
Dude! Did you see Kevin plays drums last night? He got straight chariot faced!
by Kevin Laster June 23, 2008
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A sport where people race each other in Chariots which is a revival of Chariot racing in ancent Rome.
I the sport anything goes. The only rules is that they must be Chariots and the first one to cross the finishline first wins.
Let's do some Chariot racing.
by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011
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When you and your bro are both hitting it from behind next to each other in the same bed whilst pulling the girls hair, the one to cum first loses.
You up for a game of chariot racing tonight?
by Bare back Brandon November 25, 2018
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Various carts--i.e. shopping carts and or baskets--strapped together for use of homeless people to transport their worldly possessions. The longer the cart, or bum chariot, the more materialistic, and thus, un-bum-like the individual is to be considered. A true bum chariot is a group of one or more carts attached to a bicycle, where the homeless person in question would be considered the driver, and the useless crap he has for whatever reason assembled would be considered the chariot itself.
Joe: Oh, no. Here comes Smelly Pete.
Jill: Wait...is he on a bike?
Joe: Oh, my God! He is! He's got himself a bum chariot!
Jill: Way to go, Pete!
by Falconkicks March 14, 2011
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A term coined at the West Point Military Academy that describes cardio equipment, usually an elliptical machine, used by an over-weight or chunky female cadet called a trou or trouser.
Hey, check out Betty. She's getting her daily workout in on the Trou Chariot.
by DEONald October 25, 2016
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The sweaty anus of someone who has been, or is in the process of being, penetrated by a phalus (referred to as a centurion).
I pounded that sweat chariot last night, my centurian creamed everywhere.
by stusx10 March 09, 2019
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