A sex position involving pinning a chair over someone's chest and shitting on their face

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

This is a very tricky sex move. The guy must be wearing socks, the girl must have pigtails and it must be done on hardwood floor. WHile having doggy style sex on the floor you grab both ponytails to hold onto (the reins) and say something insulting (you really look like your mother from back here) while she is trying to get away the man must crouch low, this makes her pull the man making him slide across the floor imitating a chariot

TRANSPORTATION! usually a car!!! (isn't it a box, drawn by 'horses'??)

To grab ones nipples and proceed to have intercourse in between the breasts, distinctively flapping the breasts with a whipping motion of the nips as if you were holding the reigns of a chariot.

dirty five thirty word for mini trucks!

To grab your biznitch's wrists while taking from the backside, and extend her arms at full length behind her back so as to whip them up and down, to and fro, like reigns on a horse-drawn chariot.