When a bottle of chardonnay has been open too long, and no longer tastes good... You empty the bottle into your ass to avoid wasting the drunk that woukd be left behind, had you chosen to pour it down the drain.

A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).

a really cool chick who is real dingy at moments and she is cute

A better abbreviation for 'Richard'

Charde is one of the most gorgeous people in the world, men stop and stare, she is only one in a billion and such a true rare friend.

Will be the most incredible kind and caring mother and an even better lover

Everyone that knows her knows she is no time waster and only speaks true words and is one not to take for granted

A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.

a guy who can make girls wet just thinking about him