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A hard-on or insatiable desire to consume a glass of Chardonnay. It is the craving a wine connoisseur gets at a fine-dining restaurant, upper-class social gathering, opera, or cultural event. It is the need to simultaneously quench and tingle your palate combined with a need to exude subtle snobbery that can only be accomplished with a glass of a fine white wine (most commonly, a light Chardonnay).
I can't wait to get out of work, go home, and open up a bottle of Chateau Montelena 2005. I've had a Chard-on since my lunch break.
by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009
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A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic
"The Nineties politically started with the fall of the Berlin Wall on November 9, 1989 and the Soviet Union dissolving on December 26, 1991, and ended with both the 2000 Presidential election which saw the victory of George W. Bush and the terrorist attacks on September 11, 2001 which left people so stupefied that it functioned as something of a cultural reset button." - TV Tropes' article on the 1990s
by Spike from Degrassi February 09, 2021
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(n.) a shortening of Chardonnay, a tasty white wine.
Wine Prude- "Good sir, what have you there?"

Gangsta- "Chardon, homeskillet! I'm swillin' like a villain!"

Wine Prude- "I beg your pardon, young man I was unable to understand you."

Gangsta- "I'm drinking Chardonnay, you stuffy fuck!"
by Da Sperminator April 26, 2011
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A small, conservative but close knit city perched on a hilltop about 30 miles from Cleveland. The maple syrup is great, and there's a plethora of pizza places, banks, and coffeeshops to choose from. High school kids drive large trucks, have many snow days, and many go on to attend Ohio University where they become even more awesome than they were before. Kids from Chardon will always have a soft spot for their little snowy town, even if they may consider it boring and never changing.
Hey bro, is that your tractor in the school parking lot?
-yea, you know how Chardon do.
by Your jolly neighbor December 13, 2010
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Small Northeastern City in Ohio. about 36 miles east of Cleveland. Chardon is As well the snow belt of Ohio. Basically they always get blasted by snow

Chardon is the capital of Geauga County. It is known for their maple syrup and their Maple Festival.

Home of the Hilltoppers (a man who climbs hills with his ice axe or something)
Chardon hilltoppers snow belt maple festival
by lanksey March 30, 2009
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lived in chardon for 19 years...it is small town USA...the type of place that you always want to leave and then when you do you want to go back
by jarod October 16, 2004
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What occurs to a person upon greatly enjoying some chardonnay. Popular amongst housewives in Orange County.
Oh my god this wine is giving me such a huge chardon right now.
by BufordX December 31, 2010
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