A better abbreviation for 'Richard'
Dave: "Hey Chard, how you been?"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
Chard: "My name is Richard, but you can call me Rich, Rick, Ricky, or Dick"
Dave: "No, your name is Chard"
by captmurk August 22, 2014
A synonym for the male genitalia. "Blette", which is the french word for the leafy vegetable known as chard, is also a derogatory term for penis.
by Devil Joe April 08, 2009
1. Pr.n. colloquialism of 'Richard'
2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).
3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.
2. v. as 'chard something up'. To, by error or misfortune, destroy iredeemably a situation that might otherwise have been promising or a suitestormme (see suitestormme).
3. adj. Meaning of poor quality or unfortunate.
1. Mod: Hello Chard
Chard: Hello Mod
2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?
3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.
Chard: Hello Mod
2. Naan: So have you admitted she's you're girlfriend yet?
Ayrton Modstake: Yes. It has been confirmed.
Naad: Well, you really charded that one up, didn't you?
3. Although a sweet enough fellow, Joe was let down by his somewhat chard personal hygene.
by Steven Gerrard July 15, 2005
by Bitch5284 December 15, 2010
A 14-25 year old african-american individual. So named for the color of their skin, as in the left over meat on a grill after cooking. Can be used as a term of indearment or as a racial slur.
"Yea man, I actully got some dank bud from a chard for once."
"Those damn chards always stand right in the middle of the hallway and act like monkeys!"
"Those damn chards always stand right in the middle of the hallway and act like monkeys!"
by JMoney52 March 16, 2009
A dick not quite as small as a Chode, But also not quite the size of a normal Dick either, for it is somewhere in between.
My gf said i had a chode, but its obviously a chard, but size doesn't even matter anyway.
Shut up you fucking chard.
Shut up you fucking chard.
by PapaChard November 01, 2018
A group of diverse men
“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.
“Chard” is an abbreviation for Orchard which is a middle school where we play basketball.
by AlbinoKid33 April 14, 2019