Someone who:
is really cool,

likes knives,
loves to roleplay,
lives in the UK,
eats salt 🥴,
so patient yet so tired of waiting,
attractive like a magnet,
deserves more attention,
a memelord,
a cursed person,
is funny,

is immature in a good way,
has a voice I could listen to all day,
is strong (in ways they may not know too),

makes others smile,
is british,
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