One who denies that he is gay but cannot help staring at muscular male bodies.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

To park askew. To completely miss the designated lines whereby ones car straddles multiple parking spaces.

Chapman is a derivative of the Saxon word Caepman, meaning a market man or a bum monger.

the act of straching your sweaty balls and then sniffing your fingers

Activities which warrant an unpleasant or unsympathetic reaction

Someone who is sweet and kind. A guy who knows how to treat a girl and make her feel extremely special. His kind heart and internal beauty will amaze you. he can surprise you in ways you didn't think were possible. He is wonderful and funny. His smile is infectious, and he can make you smle when you don't feel like smiling. The guy that only a few girls will notice how amazing he is...and the girls that do are the luckiest ones out there.