-noun

1. A place where religious zealots go to pray to their 21st century God, know as "Steve Jobs", and congregate with others with same unhealthy addiction to overpaying for electronic products.

2. A retail location known as the "Apple Store".

A heavily overrated comedian who, while he is at times hilarious, like everyone says he is, has some gags which are pathetic and stupid beyond being funny at all (such as the "World Series of Dice," which is only funny to people with IQs in the negatives). People who say he is the greatest comedian of all time (many people I know have) are wrong for a fact.

washed up comedian who was never really that funny. I am glad he hasn't come back to comedy central.

A northern term used to discribe a womens head lamps when on main beam

A prank or act of revenge by taking a dump in ones dryer (with or without clothes in) and turning it on, then causing a horrific wreaking stench to travel throughout their house in just minutes. this is done without them having prior knowledge, of course.

an absolutely shit school that contains kids that smoke in toilets and daily scraps that are pathetic but also funny cos we all love beef and like getting involved, btw it contains people from dove so its not a good idea for you to go there, u may be raped my them and are probably all related. the 6 fingers may scare u but u will get used to it, possibly. btw the school mostly contains wankers that think they are really cool but are actually complete knobs with no lives so they spend their time chattin shit and bullying. your welcome my dick heads🤞🏼

1.) a corner in New Haven, Connecticut
2.) home of hookers
3.) my home
4.) your future home
5.) where ugly women pay others for sex
6.) a fat person's last hope for sex
7.) Chinese Tim's dream land
8.) the only place Chinese Tim can afford to take the "gorgeous" Amanda P
9.) where we will meet for the first time
10.) I WILL SURVIVE!!!
11.) where kinky things take place
12.) make up is war paint for birds
13.) Chinese Tim

THERE WERE NO *american* DRUGS INVOLVED IN THE MAKING OF THIS DEFINITION!!