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Town in southern Kansas, sometimes pronounced "shit-nute", where fun and activities are non-existent in favor of trains that block the fucking road to McD's. Home of the mighty Chanute Comets (WTF? Really?) and Neosho County Community College Panthers. Ranked #1 in...nothing. Ranked top 10 in...nothing. Main attraction: Wal-Mart.
Student A: HOLY FUCK, WHAT IS THERE TO DO IN THIS GOD-FORSAKEN TOWN!?

Student B: Well you could go to Wal-Mart.

Student A: I just fucking came from there.
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Student A: I hate Chanute.
by savemefromhell March 25, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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