Guy 1: hey man i just finished changed
Guy 2: dude have you tried out changed special edition?
Guy 1: no
Guy 2: its like 10 times longer than the original game!!
Guy 1: dude where do i get it?
Guy 2: you fucking baboon its in early access and you have to pay money on dragonsnow's patreon

ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you