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Someone who is very pretty and nice. they are also outrageously hot and sexy. Chaneys usually also have very large breasts.
Wow, there goes a chaney!
by johnny deer April 04, 2010
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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a girl who knows who she is and won't change for anyone or anything. has a gift for photography but can't draw worth crap. has an awesome sense of fashion and can pull off any look, even if she thinks she can't. can be super sweet but a bitch when she needs to be, especially when people are fake. has a super loud, contagious laugh. has a lot of friends but only considers a few close. super gorgeous about her looks but doesn't need to be. all around a joy to be with :)
that girl is a chaney.
by babygurllll December 12, 2010
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Adj: Screwing something up while intoxicated and attempting to fight your way out of it even though the attempt will fail. A path of destruction follows.

The levels of intoxication must be extraordinary and the intelligence must be low. Only the act of the "chaney" can be determined post hangover by observers, the Chaney has no idea he or she has committed the chaney or chaneyed it.
John: I had a great time last night, what happened?
Jim: The night was amazing! You had a for sure deal, Chaneyed it, and ended up with your dick in your hand!
by Jim Stucko Knuckles January 01, 2011
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Chaneys are so nice. Chaney loves basketball and softball. She is the best person in the world! If you are in a group with a chaney dont ingore her. She always has something nice to say and chaneys kill you with there jokes! Normally chaneys have blond hair and brown eyes. But that doesnt change who they are. It is so rare to see a chaney. After I met her I became one of her friends. She accepts everybody. But sont get on her bad side!
Friend: who is that she is so hilarious

Me: oh that has to be a chaney!
by Sticks4life! May 02, 2019
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