Chandler: Hey what's up?

Girl: Nm u?

Chandler: Just watching some porn ;) Let's find somewhere to fuck!
by cackdaddy July 24, 2011
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1. (n)meaning one who brings light
2. (n)one who is gifted beyond measure; often on a soccer field
3. (v)to show, prove, or establish dominance over another being; often one who is inferior in skill or intellect
2. "MAAAAAN...did u see him? He megged 7 defenders in a row and rainbowed the keeper...TWICE in the same game!!!"
3. "Fool u just got chandlered!"
by the revolutionary August 07, 2006
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The greatest girl in the world
she's sexy, funny and I couldn't live without her and her kindness.
Dude! Guess What?
What?
I just met the greatest girl in the world!
Your Kidding? What's her name?
Chandler.
by light shining from above February 17, 2009
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Suburb city of South East Phoenx reppin' the 480 all day. Also known as C-Town. Home to a grip of pobre mexicanos looking for trabajo, as well as a good amount of upper class respectable types. On of the fastest growing cities in the nation, and jam packed full of MILFs from all walks of life.
If your heading into the Valley this weekedend you should stop in Chandler and pick up a few ese's to fix the roof.

If you go to a work out facility or mall in C-Town you are bound to run into sweet honeys all day.
by Deezey August 21, 2007
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noun; early French for 'candle maker'.
I was a chandler until I spilled hot wax all over my ding dong.
by chandizl December 14, 2008
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-great soccer player
-amazing percussionist
-hot hot hot
-dirty blonde
-super funny
-super sweet
"You know that guy in science"

"Yeah"

"Well, he's a Chandler"
by catsup.girl April 26, 2013
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Chandler, is a wonderful guy. He's funny, smart, and super sweet. He's adorable in every way possible. He will try his hardest to make you feel amazing, and treat you great. Even though he's a sweet heart he's a bit shy. You've usually got to let him no he doesn't have to be bashful. He's easy to falling in love with, and will love you back too. He's everything and anything you could ever want in a boyfriend, life partner, or even just friend.
He's so shy, he reminds me of a Chandler.
by pumpkinking314 February 08, 2015
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