verb
to ding dong ditch someone and leave candy or other such items on their doorstep during the month of april.

to tp someones house after hooking up with them
well, because it wasnt booing, or hohohing, and it was the month of april, we chandlered their house

chandlering their house just seems like a good idea right now
by waterbottlee December 08, 2006
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Chandler is a rich asshole. People think he is nice and shit, but he ain't. He thinks he is the best and never gives two fucks about anyone else. I don't care that Chandler from FRIENDS is "cool" or whatever. Chandler just sucks ass and nobody can tell me otherwise. Periodt
Me: Oh, Chandler? Yeah, he is a cuck.
Friend: Really? He seems pretty cool.
Me: No. That's what he wants you to think. He is an asshole.
by AnonymousIII October 20, 2019
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She's the most friendly and gregarious person you'll ever meet. She's very pretty and all the guys want her. Chandler loves her friends and would do anything to make them happy. She also throws the best party's.
Justin: damn who's that hottie over there?
Blake: Oh, that's Chandler, she's so dope you should go talk to her.
by riconastyyyy April 08, 2018
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Chandler’s generally have a largely below average penis. They overcompensate this by acting like the biggest asshole to everyone he meets
Wow that chandler has such a small penis
by Fuck_chandler2580 May 10, 2018
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Chandler is An Asia. Who lies and can't keep a secret
by Jdjjdjdjddj April 17, 2015
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Short, fat, squatty, Ugly, grotesque, annoying girl who is very loud and immature. She must always be the center of attention and if she's not she will do something drastic to maker herself noticed.
Guy 1: hey what up man

Guy 2: what's up bro how you been

Guy 1's GF: babe look at me and talk to me don't talk to him talk to me
Guy 2: dude your girl is a stuck up bitch

Guy 1: no she's just a Chandler
by Chodeylee July 18, 2011
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A swift moving, hard-boiled style of writing, generally seen from the morally upright, wise-cracking characters of novelist Raymond Chandler, most notably in the form of Philip Marlowe.
"From 30 feet away, she looked like a lotta class. From ten feet away she looked like something made up to be seen from 30 feet away." - Chandlerism spoken by Philip Marlowe

"He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food."
by darth_california September 17, 2009
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