Urban Dictionary: Chanded

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Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

by novelty16 October 26, 2018

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Chanded

It’s when a porn star rolls up a magazine and shoves it up yer rear end

Stormy chanded me.

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Chanded

When you write a word in all capitol letters for greater emphasis and misspell it.

Must be CHANDED.

CHANDED was meant to be CHANGED.

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