by TardisBae October 31, 2014
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.
The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.
Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...
Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
A flip-flop, slipper, or slide used as a dual use weapon (can be thrown or used for a direct hit) by latina females when angred by their boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife/whatever else, children, or a friend.
Latina: Talk back one more time and I will get la chancla.
Child: *talks back*
Latina: Estoy recibiendo el chancla! (I'm getting the chancla)
Latina: Beats childs ass for being a little bitch
Child: *talks back*
Latina: Estoy recibiendo el chancla! (I'm getting the chancla)
Latina: Beats childs ass for being a little bitch
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by Queen Cass September 30, 2017
A flip flop used by Latin moms to beat up their kid when she is angered. Deadliest weapon known to any Latin kid. Moms never miss with a chancla.
by Pabluno09 November 24, 2017
Kid: Mami i dont want to wash the dishes! no quiero!!!
Mom: Ah..i see, quieres la chancla pinche pendejo? eh?
Kid: No mami! no!
*kid starts washing dishes*
Mom: Eeesssooo, que bien.
Mom: Ah..i see, quieres la chancla pinche pendejo? eh?
Kid: No mami! no!
*kid starts washing dishes*
Mom: Eeesssooo, que bien.
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by RandomOfCourse February 01, 2020
Chànclà = sandal
Chànclà = A Latino child's nightmare
Mom: I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY CHÀNCLÀ YOU CABESA DÉ WHÉVO!
Chànclà = A Latino child's nightmare
Mom: I'LL HIT YOU WITH MY CHÀNCLÀ YOU CABESA DÉ WHÉVO!
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by Sasha+ November 26, 2016
Jun 1 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

