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Derogatory term for people who are sensitive tomatos, pathetic, animu-loving or just downright queermos.
Ashley turned into such a whiny chan.

So a bunch of chans hacked my livejournal to post naked photoshops of David Hasselhoff.
by Brianor October 16, 2006
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A shortened term for the words Chess LAN. This is a game of chess played over a LAN (two or more computers linked together)
Tim - "Hey man, whats plans 2nite?"

Andy - "Not alot bro, wanna play some Chan?"
by DufGal August 19, 2008
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noun. Picture a dog sitting in a corner afraid to eat it's food. When the dog's owner puts the food closer to the dog, the dog barks one time and then runs into the other room. The Human version of this dog is called a "chans."
"Hey bob, you want to try a lick of my ice cream"

'No"(Bob Runs away)

"What a Fuckin' chans!"
by BiggestD October 20, 2008
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Chan--

verb, channed or chan'd, chan·ing, noun

–verb (used with object)

1. 1. to mix in a confused mass; put or throw together without order: You've channed up all the cards.

2. to put together indiscriminately or confusedly (often fol. by up ).

3. to combine, unite, or join: to chan business and pleasure.

4. to add as an element or ingredient: chan some salt into the flour.

6. to crossbreed.

7. Informal--a mess or muddle; a chan-up.

–noun

1. a mixed or disordered heap or mass: a chan of paper clips, rubber bands, and string.

2. a confused mixture; medley.

3. a state of confusion or disorder.
Used exclusively in warehousing and retail operations:

Tom and Joe are working truck at Walgreen's. Joe tosses items from dental totes in with items from food totes. Tom returns. "Wow Joe, you sure channed this one up!"

Sam and Bob are working a seasonal aisle at WAL-MART. Bob begins to stock Christmas, Halloween, and Easter items together on the same shelf. Sam: "BOB! Quit channing seasonal!"

Assistant manager Jack is trying to find a spot for 200 cases of overstock water. He stacks them in an awesome pyramid right in front of the main entrance and customers cannot get in or out. Phil walks up with a sarcastic smile. "Nice chan, jack."
by sarg789 January 14, 2011
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Chan is usually a obese male, Weighs around 250 Lbs.

Chan Is a Virgin. Chan's girlfriend broke up with him since he ate everything she owned

Chan's Penis is estimated to be around 1 inch to 1-1/2 inches

Due to Chan being so fat his family left him. He is an embarrassment in public so they abandoned him
at a local candy store which cause Chan fatass to block the entrance.

Snorlax is in the way, need to wake him up with a flute.
Girl 1- Vaxt has a bigger dick than Chan
Girl 2 - I know right Chan has 1 1/2 penis.
by KysKidNo December 19, 2018
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The name chan is used for south Sudanese male twin and has a twin named ngor

Chan's are very athletic and good looking people and are very intelligent
Chan your the fastest person in the World
by South Sudan educator December 30, 2020
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