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a group of vocal critics who, while cacophonous, compose a small minority and are frequently owned; see also corncob; see also own goal
"I'm looking forward to seeing how my chan of committed haters tries to assure each other that my Netflix deal is actually terrible news for my failing career"
"my twitter tl attracted a chan arguing that it's about ethics in game journalism"
"my twitter tl attracted a chan arguing that it's about ethics in game journalism"
by audiospeedwagon December 07, 2017
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Derogatory term for people who are sensitive tomatos, pathetic, animu-loving or just downright queermos.
Ashley turned into such a whiny chan.
So a bunch of chans hacked my livejournal to post naked photoshops of David Hasselhoff.
So a bunch of chans hacked my livejournal to post naked photoshops of David Hasselhoff.
by Brianor October 16, 2006
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A shortened term for the words Chess LAN. This is a game of chess played over a LAN (two or more computers linked together)
by DufGal August 19, 2008
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noun. Picture a dog sitting in a corner afraid to eat it's food. When the dog's owner puts the food closer to the dog, the dog barks one time and then runs into the other room. The Human version of this dog is called a "chans."
by BiggestD October 20, 2008
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Chan--
verb, channed or chan'd, chan·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. 1. to mix in a confused mass; put or throw together without order: You've channed up all the cards.
2. to put together indiscriminately or confusedly (often fol. by up ).
3. to combine, unite, or join: to chan business and pleasure.
4. to add as an element or ingredient: chan some salt into the flour.
6. to crossbreed.
7. Informal--a mess or muddle; a chan-up.
–noun
1. a mixed or disordered heap or mass: a chan of paper clips, rubber bands, and string.
2. a confused mixture; medley.
3. a state of confusion or disorder.
verb, channed or chan'd, chan·ing, noun
–verb (used with object)
1. 1. to mix in a confused mass; put or throw together without order: You've channed up all the cards.
2. to put together indiscriminately or confusedly (often fol. by up ).
3. to combine, unite, or join: to chan business and pleasure.
4. to add as an element or ingredient: chan some salt into the flour.
6. to crossbreed.
7. Informal--a mess or muddle; a chan-up.
–noun
1. a mixed or disordered heap or mass: a chan of paper clips, rubber bands, and string.
2. a confused mixture; medley.
3. a state of confusion or disorder.
Used exclusively in warehousing and retail operations:
Tom and Joe are working truck at Walgreen's. Joe tosses items from dental totes in with items from food totes. Tom returns. "Wow Joe, you sure channed this one up!"
Sam and Bob are working a seasonal aisle at WAL-MART. Bob begins to stock Christmas, Halloween, and Easter items together on the same shelf. Sam: "BOB! Quit channing seasonal!"
Assistant manager Jack is trying to find a spot for 200 cases of overstock water. He stacks them in an awesome pyramid right in front of the main entrance and customers cannot get in or out. Phil walks up with a sarcastic smile. "Nice chan, jack."
Tom and Joe are working truck at Walgreen's. Joe tosses items from dental totes in with items from food totes. Tom returns. "Wow Joe, you sure channed this one up!"
Sam and Bob are working a seasonal aisle at WAL-MART. Bob begins to stock Christmas, Halloween, and Easter items together on the same shelf. Sam: "BOB! Quit channing seasonal!"
Assistant manager Jack is trying to find a spot for 200 cases of overstock water. He stacks them in an awesome pyramid right in front of the main entrance and customers cannot get in or out. Phil walks up with a sarcastic smile. "Nice chan, jack."
by sarg789 January 14, 2011
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Chan is usually a obese male, Weighs around 250 Lbs.
Chan Is a Virgin. Chan's girlfriend broke up with him since he ate everything she owned
Chan's Penis is estimated to be around 1 inch to 1-1/2 inches
Due to Chan being so fat his family left him. He is an embarrassment in public so they abandoned him
at a local candy store which cause Chan fatass to block the entrance.
Snorlax is in the way, need to wake him up with a flute.
Chan Is a Virgin. Chan's girlfriend broke up with him since he ate everything she owned
Chan's Penis is estimated to be around 1 inch to 1-1/2 inches
Due to Chan being so fat his family left him. He is an embarrassment in public so they abandoned him
at a local candy store which cause Chan fatass to block the entrance.
Snorlax is in the way, need to wake him up with a flute.
by KysKidNo December 19, 2018