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Female version of whiskey dick, where it takes a long time to cum.
She was into it and I had to focus hard to let her cum, she had the champagne pussy.
by Watermarker February 01, 2020
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May 24 Word of the Day
The horror and shame of getting old; especially when approaching the age of gray hair and arthritis.
Yo dude, Darryl is turning 40 next year. That's what I call geriatrocity.
by shrimphead February 28, 2009
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