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The impossible act of taking a piss without making a sound
Person 1: did you hear about my mate who managed to pull a chameleon joe?
Person 2: serious?

Person 1: yeah, he's on the Mossad's kill list now
by First Wave of Kyles July 18, 2019
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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