Knows every song in existence. Loves to sing. A bomb friend. 10/10 would recommend.

A name for a mexican with a mustache and a mullet

The act of taking a casual walk, usually in a group, where the main purpose is to enjoy the journey. Either there is no particular destination, or arriving there is not the primary objective. From the Hindi word chalo, meaning "let's go."

A festival in the town of Moore Haven that translates to "Big Bass" in some Indian language nobody cares about. Occurs on the first week of March every year since forever.
Consists of showing animals, a kid's day, rodeo, rides, scamming games, food, a parade, and fights. The fights are usually between two drunken hicks.
The only time you can get deep-fried oreos in Moore Haven, and the most exciting thing that happens in Po' Haven all year.