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when someone unwanted is talking, they also can't have a working pancreas
"why is the chair talking?"
by ThatOneChair February 24, 2020
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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a word used to describe a person in the room who has no purpose. this person is just there and doesn't matter
"Dude what are these two girls doing here. They're just a couple of chairs."
by isugirl February 27, 2014
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Something your dumbass is most likely sitting on right now

A scene from a South Park episode in which Eric Cartman is asked to spell the word "chair"

A hard, solid piece of furniture with....do you really need a defintion for this?
Dave: Don't fall out of that chair, yo!

Mike: It's my wheelchair asshole, if I fall I won't feel a thing.
by PoozerHater June 01, 2010
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The pairing/ship for Chuck Bass and Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl.
Chuck is played by Ed Westwick
Blair is played by Leighton Meester
My perfect couple in GG is Chair.
by iree8 October 01, 2011
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