a very bad STD caused by licking dity grimy teeth! or by eating a banana's skin put in the vagina
by emonekey555 July 23, 2011
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Bastardisation of the two words Chess and AIDS. Used to describe an absolutely hopeless chessplayer.
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrased him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
I played a guy called Malcolm at the chess club last night and thrashed him 10-0. Man, that dude had some serious Chaids
by JC1976 February 03, 2007
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"I better stop easting all these Polly-O Cheese Sticks before I end up with CHAIDS"
by Lou_Dogg June 26, 2019
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When your ex-girlfriend get's mad at you, and chops off the only part of your penis that's worth having.

"YOU CHEATED ON ME! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A CHAID"
by G+AYAEGKASFG December 11, 2007
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