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Someone that you do not know, but presume is a jerk.
"Some chag drank the last soda!"
by Chainsaw Dudley March 31, 2003
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The term "Chag" refers to quite simply a cigarette or a cigarillo. This slang term is found mostly across the United States and Canada.
- How you might here the word used -

Professional Context:

Steve: I think I lost my pack of chags.
Rob: Here i'll give you mine.

Unprofessional Context:

Scott: Bro i'm finna bout to rip a chag come gimme a light.
Dylan: Here! (Passes BIC Lighter)
by vincenzoeugenio December 27, 2014
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To slap someone so hard in the face with your erect penis, that everytime they blink they see the silhouette
Rory wants to chag niamh
Rory chagged niamh so hard she could see his dick everytime she closed her eyes
by Mrs Sleeves English Class January 24, 2017
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n. Actually an acronym, it stands for "Crabs, Herpes, Aids, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis" and is the mother of all sexually transmitted diseases. Contraction essentially equals total genitalia necrosis. Common carriers include crack Ho's, aspiring metrosexuals, niggra'z, and poo pipe perpetrator's. The New England Journal of Medicine states that any and all pharmacological research for cures is pointless. Uber suffering of rectal cheese wire face and the Vader Helmetwith this disease is inevitable.
I dumped my fiancé at the alter, when I noticed she had some sort of cottage cheezy, smegma-dripping stanky chunky puddle of regurgitated afterbirth running out of her vagina, which turned out to be CHAGS. She spontaneously combusted from it 10 minutes later.
by Phenolic December 02, 2003
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a kind of projectile vomit that spews out of the mouth in an arced type format. Often induced by over drinking or over eating.

Invented by L.Taaffe
That drunk bitch just chagged all over my shoes!

Whenever I see that ugly guy i want to chag.

I'm so hungover, but last night was chagtastic!
by awesomepossume123 April 16, 2010
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