A man that sucks on the cucumber. The Chad Dow would rather have sex with a red head prostitute with a penis rather then enjoy the exoticism of a real women. know mainly for his poor beard and goofy laugh.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.