a person who is mistaken for a mentally retarded person based on their looks and personality. no matter how much their girlfriend may brag, they do NOT have a large penis.
If that ugly piece of shit over there isn't a chad, then I don't know what is.
by K.S., J.L. December 15, 2007
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A narcissistic pathological liar with sociopathic tendencies. Has a tendency to tell stories that are completely untrue to perpetuate lies about people he claims are his friends and lies about his own life to ellicit emotions, like sympathy and envy, from his friends. He is intelligent enough that it takes a while to catch on to his lies. Often, there is no point to his lies - he tells them just to tell them.
That guy is such a Chad. I can't believe we didn't question his lies!
by SociopathHater February 05, 2010
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(noun) the dirrect opposite of a chode. it is a dick that is long and skinny.
(adj) to describe something (usualy a person) who is extremely tall and skinny
Mary loves chads because she can put them in her mouth better than a fat chode

Check out that Chad over there, hes so skinny and lanky I could break him over my knee
by Davebrochill June 07, 2007
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N. A psychotic, cracked out, douche bag who has serious anger issues. Tends to make out with gay guys and take it up the ass while claiming to be straight . Also.tends to run away from a fight and thinks he's always right in any situation; a pussy who's only skinny because he sniffs coke all the damn time. Fuck Chad!
Elizabeth: "Chad busted Jarret's windows out of his car."
Megan: "why?"
Elizabeth: "Because I dumped his crazy, gay ass for Jarrett"
Megan: "what a psycho!"
by Elizabitch:) April 21, 2009
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A loud mouthed, uneducated simpleton with large teeth
He think's he's so special, but he's just a Chad
by DeanOfObscene July 20, 2017
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When a man films himself masturbating and proceeds to tell his friends about it
Man 1: What do you do on the weekend?
Man 2: I did a Chad
by man_goo July 18, 2010
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A Word/ Phrase that you use to offend someone without using profanity "Chad" replaces all put-down (Gay, Stupid, Lame, Retarded, etc.)
You can often use "chad" to tell your friend they are acting stupid in a nicer way then straight insulting them.

Someone who is chad is not very cool an acts weird.
Use chad to refer to someone as a lame ass.
It is fun to use the word around people that do not know the meaning. People often get confused.

Chad is very catchy an you can find yourself using it more than most cuss words.
EXAMPLE 1:
Bob "Hey, dude look at my new kicks i got at walmart"

Jake "Those shoes are chad fool, look at my j's"

EXAMPLE 2:

John "Haha, look at that guy with purple skinny jeans an a yellow jacket on"

Jeremy " wtf, that fool looks hella chad"
by Jadapatayta April 23, 2013
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