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What you have just wrote. A chacken is a majestic creature living in the well overpopulated iPlanet X, created by apple to destroy the human planet. Eventually when you encounter a chacken then you consume yourself until you have created a lasagna. You then name the lasagna bitch. You then carry the lasagna around everywhere you go, not eating it. The Lasanga snaps and sends you to the moon, which pokes your eye. The moon then consumes your lasagna and you find yourself in the world of iPlanet X, chackens everywhere you look. Thanos then takes your eyesight and snaps you out of existence.
oh look its a chacken haha
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
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1. n. Meat of a undefined sort, as often found in take-out meals.
1. I had a chacken burger for lunch and shat myself stupid for dinner.
by Badman April 14, 2005
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A chacken is a normal chicken, but it is born with no feathers. There is nothing wrong with it. It just has no feathers. Chackens live longer than the average chicken.
by the farm down the street April 15, 2019
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vernacular for any type of Gallus Domesticus (chicken).
"mmmm...dip these are good chacken wangs" or
"give me some more chacken straps"
by Ramtard September 08, 2006
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