1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.

2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.
I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself
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Local to Southern Illinois, the word chach is used as a synonym for poop. It refers to either the product of the act or the act itself.
" I have to take a chach." or "Man, it smells like chach."
In the event of a fart, "air chach" is used.
by kellibean April 24, 2006
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When the 19 year old sexy nanny from house poor Iowa shows up and is in your house taking care of the kids and you day dream of the nanny bending over too far
O fuck i finally ate the nanny chach and yumm
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A word used by climbers to describe othercimbers (or general public) who:
-generally has no idea what they’re doing.
-forgets their rappel device.
-swears by link cams.
-loves hexes.
-owns a trad rack but never leaves the gym.
-inverts their leg loops.
-drops the juul off pitch 3.
-shows up to the crag in an audi.

While seemingly a derogatory term, chach is an endearing term used amongst friends as a way to describe a poser or otherwise clueless person.

A Chach is the climbers equivalent of a kook or jerry.
“See that chach over there who just got his rope stuck in a tree.”

“Zach quit being such a Chachbag, how long does it take to build an anchor?!”
by Dr Chach April 01, 2019
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