It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A person that is a bit chubby and a bit chavvy. You'd probably still do it though

a mixture of CHILD and BABY (or BABBY)

a person who does not know how to cook; resulting in the use of a can opener and can for his or her daily meal planning.

A contemptible person, especially a wannabe criminal.

1. A Dillweed.
2. A wearer of asshats.