by Dave November 13, 2003
Short for Crap Furniture.
Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
"Yeah, sure I've got a lot of CF, but not everybody is as handy with a screw driver and hammer as I am."
by RocketScience October 30, 2006
CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:
Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig
The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig
The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"
"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
by thoreau222 November 24, 2007
The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.
by Hedvig October 30, 2007
by Asianmanchow November 21, 2017
Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
by El February 08, 2004
Not too sure. Apparently it’s an insult, but if you ask the person what it means, they refuse to tell you, laugh, and mock you. Or maybe it’s supposed to mean, the absence of meaning. In other words, when you’re too dumb to make a comeback, you just call somebody a cf because you don’t care you’re a dipshit. You strive to be stupid. Dumb-fuckery was your elective in middle school, and you flunked out of that class just to prove to all your other retarded-as-shit friends that you were the biggest fucking king dodo bird of them all.
I’ll go with that.
I’ll go with that.
by rock_roll_ride January 23, 2018
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
