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Abreviation for carbon fibre
I just bought a carbon fibre hood for my Integra
by Dave November 13, 2003
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Short for Crap Furniture.

Crap Furniture comes in a box and requires home assembly. It is made of cheap materials and is prevalent in apartment living and on-campus dormitories. Crap Furniture typically has a lifespan of only three to four years before self distructing into a pile of sawdust and knock-down fasteners.
"Yeah, sure I've got a lot of CF, but not everybody is as handy with a screw driver and hammer as I am."
by RocketScience October 30, 2006
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CF or Cunt Face, a derogatory term used to describe one displaying Cunt Face-like characteristics; such as, but not limited to:

Being a douche bag
Trying to stand out and get all the attention
Being a sarcastic smartass
Being a shovenist pig

The term is usually reserved for men, but can be applied to women for maximum insult, but little pride.
"Hey everyone, I'm gonna play 'Stairway to Heaven' come sing along"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"The only thing president Bush doesn't have is a penis"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Hey baby, your really hot, I wanna fuck you"
"Hey CF, shut the fuck up"

"Fuck President Bush"
"Hey CF, you go the right idea, but I still want to to shut the fuck up"
by thoreau222 November 24, 2007
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The word "Cf" (pronounced "seff") is an abbreviation of the word "Seff", which is an abbreviation of "selvfølgelig", which means of course. Cf is a very cool word used only on chatrooms and facebook, never when you talk (when you talk, "seff" is used instead, although these two words are pronounced the same way), and only by the wickedest of the wicked.
Cf I'm going to be on MSN today!
by Hedvig October 30, 2007
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The shorter way of saying cool father or cock fuck
Hey who recorded that video? My dad he is a c.f
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Abbr. Chicken Fucker; a person who enjoys to fuck chickens. Either cooked, plucked, dead or infact alive.
But some Cfs have difficulty distingusing raw chicken from cooked chicken. Legend has it that many Cfs have died from intercourse with raw chickens
That chicken is cooked... right?
by El February 08, 2004
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Not too sure. Apparently it’s an insult, but if you ask the person what it means, they refuse to tell you, laugh, and mock you. Or maybe it’s supposed to mean, the absence of meaning. In other words, when you’re too dumb to make a comeback, you just call somebody a cf because you don’t care you’re a dipshit. You strive to be stupid. Dumb-fuckery was your elective in middle school, and you flunked out of that class just to prove to all your other retarded-as-shit friends that you were the biggest fucking king dodo bird of them all.

I’ll go with that.
Me: what’s your deal, man?

King Dodo: u’s a cf like frfr >;’D~
by rock_roll_ride January 23, 2018
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