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One who wanks more than most other Puerto-Ricans. Also known for his likings of poon, and his fetus.

See also: malaka
Cez is such a malaka.
by Patrik Mikal January 05, 2004
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1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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Green eyes, hot Female who works at the mines because she loves and craves the attention of many males at once, She has a very strong sexual drive and needs to be fucked 24/7 and the funny thing of all is that she doesn't think she is a slut.s a pejorative term meaning an individual who is sexually promiscuous. The term is generally applied to women.
Cez is working tonite why don't we go and check her out and may be we get a blow job.
by juanloco April 15, 2010
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A Cez is that old guy tryna talk to year 9 girls in Ilford. He’s been looking about 40 since year 7 ... still a fucking virgIn
Mate! Look at that fucking Cez ! Heard him tell try add the little girls on Snapchat .... he got turfed!
by ミステリオ March 25, 2018
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Cez is the sweetest person you’ll ever meet. She’s so kind and understanding. While she may be quiet And reserved, she is so funny in her own way. She’s so clever and beautiful, and will ALWAYS be there for you no matter what. She can be a bit over-trusting and this can be a disadvantage for her. She may sometimes be so involved in the wellness of others that she forgets to take care of herself; this is her fatal flaw.

She’s got so much energy and such a great heart that she attracts so many people to be her friend. She’s very loyal to a small group of friends, 3 people or so, and they’re just like sisters. They’ve been through everything together and will continue to do just that.

Cez are typically petite, gentle-looking people with great and beautiful eyes. They constantly criticize themselves, but no one else can see the flaws she adamantly insists to be present. She doesn’t have to try and dress up to look good, because she looks go no matter what.
Anyone who is lucky enough to date Cez doesn’t deserve her.
by mar gaux October 11, 2020
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Cez's forehead is gargantuan. Its so big and can send brain waves to do whatever she wants you too. be careful
by Howleriq August 11, 2020
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Giant 4head that controls you with brain waves will get mad at you but when you say something back will go really quiet
Cez you have a giant 4head
by Dhshauja August 11, 2020
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