Someone who's cock is so small, you don't know whether its "in" or not..
"we were going at it the other night, and I did'nt even know if he was IN or not!!! What a Pack O Certs!"
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The junior certificate is a scam run by the Irish governments and teachers unions. For three years of your teenage life and secondary school time, your peers tell you that it is the most important thing. Then after you have completed your Kippy junior cert you go onto leaving cert where none of it actually matters.
"It's your junior cert, not mine!" might be said by your teacher.

"You will be the ones sitting this in June, not me!" is also a commonly used phrase by teachers.
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While they do look fabulous that CERT is a rich neo-liberal.
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Stands for CIS Exclusionary Radical Transexual
Idk fam, if you ask me it's only those CERTS who don't like JK Rowling
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A derogatory label for a person who prizes industry certifications above knowledge and capability.

Often such a person will set about collecting as many certifications as they can and proudly display them in their email signature and social network profiles. Typically they have a shallow understanding of areas in which they are certified, and are unable to display significant independent reasoning or understanding in those areas.

May also refer to the act of obtaining an industry certification.

Also known as "pokemon accreditation"; Gotta catch 'em all!
1. "I've interviewed five job applicants and every one of them is a collect-a-cert."

2. "I'm going to have to go 'collect-a-cert' to qualify for the next pay bracket"
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When a guy hits the Ass and Pussy on a Girl!!! We say he got his A&P Cert!! From the Aircraft Maintenance A&P Certificate!!! Qualified, yeah!!
"Tod got his A n P Cert from the girl last nite!!""
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The very important time in your secondary school life that basically decides your future, it allows you to enter the college of your choice with points that you yearn from the final exams. These finally exams are on everything you have learned in 6 years. This is why its very important to not sleep or dose many classes. As you will fail the leaving cert and utterly ruin your entire career. So no pressure
So the leaving cert is coming up gosh i hope i do well
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