by Jonjoe-mossy June 21, 2010
When someone's breath is so bad, that even after inserting a refreshing Certs Mint Candy, their breath still reeks like shit.
Kyle: Dude, your breath is rank ass nasty! You need a breath mint.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
Dwayne: Braaaaa I just ate a couple of breath mints. It should smell minty fresh.
Kyle: It ain't working Braaaaaa! What kinda mint was it? A Shit Cert? Smells like someone shit in your mouth.
by Eaton Holgoode July 01, 2009
A show that is hyped up beyond all belief, and when you go it turns out to be the biggest waste of money you've ever invested in.
Promoter: This is the best show, like, ever, dude. Aren't you glad you shelled out the cash?
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
Me (Screaming over the crap music): This is the most ridiculous CON-cert I've ever been conned into wasting forty bucks on.
by Widget the Midget July 30, 2008
English colloquialism. Born from gambling talk and used to indicate a statistical or logical outcome that appears to be a foregone conclusion.
At a racecourse: The 10:1 on horse is a 'racing cert'
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
Only a mad-man would bet against a racing cert.
by bellebouche March 07, 2010
someone who makes eye contact at every possible chance, cries for no reason and will definately turn up an hour early for any social occasion!
by yellow dragon August 20, 2006
The Lakers have been on fire recently, 100 bucks on a win is a penny dead cert
Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
Tim gave me some information on the Manchester United team selection, it’s looking like a Penny Dead Cert
by IghaloMoney May 19, 2020